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Snoreban Bedtime Relief Snore Ban Snoring Aid NEW
For Sale ... a Brand New, Factory Boxed SNOREBAN SNORING AID which will PROVIDE COUNTLESS HOURS of BEDTIME RELIEF. STOPS Droning, Honking, Snorting, Poofing, and Wheezing.
SNOREBAN SNORING AID BANS SNORING
ACCORDING to the MANUFACTURER ...
The SnoreBan Anti-Snoring Aid will Stop Snoring, Droning, Honking, Snorting, Poofing, and Wheezing. It Controls Nasalis Profundis Thunderundum and Provides Countless Hours of Bedtime Relief. It is the Perfect Aid for every Bedroom.
Medically Approved ...
According to Dr. I Nozitall, M.D. - Snoreban has been shown to be an effective preventor of nasal resonance when used in a program of regular professional care. It reduces Nasalis Profundis Thunderundum.
Discovered by Ancients ...
According to the Post Nasal Institute - Ancient Snoreban symbols have been discovered in Egyptian Hieroglyphs. SnoreBan is the ultimate product combining proven design with today's modern technology.
One Size Fits All ...
According to Pay Pillbody, R.N. - "Cross my heart, it lifts and separates and works. Now he only wakes me for the right reasons".
FEATURES, SPECIFICATIONS, and BENEFITS to YOU
- Item: Snore Ban Anti-Snoring Aid
- Manufacturer: SnoreBan
- Condition: Brand New. Factory Boxed.
- Controls Nasalis Thunderundum
- Provides for Countless Hours of Bedtime Relief
- A Snorer's Partner's Dream
- Stops Snoring, Droning, Honking, Snorting, Poofing, and Wheezing
- The Perfect Aid for Every Bedroom
- One Size Fits All
- A Great Gag Gift
Note: This is NOT a Real Snoring Aid. It is a joke. It is a Great Gag Gift.
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SnoreBan is a Great Gag Gift to be Given to Anyone Who Snores ... or Doesn't.
The Price of this Item is $9.99 + S & H. Sometimes, we accept Offers, so Feel Free to Contact Us.
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