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ANOTHER UNIVERSE PLEASE!

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THIS ONE STINKS!

Now really, what have we done to deserve this?
Being born ignorant
Ageing and death
Horrible diseases
Inequality
And the loss of loved ones

The answer is not in religion
nor is it in science (at present)
The answer is to do with viruses
What you might call the devil

Because, you see, viruses infect hosts
and the hosts are the good ones
and the intelligent ones
but unfortunately when a virus
is inside them, they turn pretty nasty,
so the wretched virus has 'possessed' the host.

We all have the devil in us
because we have plenty of viruses
and since viruses use hosts
to make copies of themselves
there are plenty of possessed hosts

Your cells are hosts and they have viruses
your atoms are hosts and they too have viruses
and so we are really fighting a wretched war

There is asexual reproduction = HOSTS
eg your body is made of cloned cells, one genetic information,
and you could take this further with human cloning techniques
that will give you identical twins!
There is sexual reproduction = VIRUSES VERSUS HOSTS
eg sperm versus egg, two genetic informations
and two parents which might end in divorce!
You can take your pick
but never forget
that there is no heaven
just the hell of viruses
UNLESS we fight viruses and WIN!

Viruses will make us feel in lust
but never in love
they don't like education
and they love plenty of lies
cigarettes, alcohol and drugs
and, yes, pedophiles!

Because to a virus a host is a machine
they use to copy themselves
and when they are done the host is destroyed
Hence ageing and death!

Viruses will eventually destroy Planet Earth
and not one single memory of our existence will be left
Now, are we going to fight viruses
or will we try finding another universe
where viruses cannot survive?

The chances of finding another universe are slim
so our best bet is to outsmart viruses
Because the wretched devils only offer
aging, death, destruction

But just say NO! to the devils
Say NO! to diseases
SAY NO! to substance abuse
SAY NO! to pedophilia
Support conquering aging and death
with the enzyme telomerase opposed by apoptosis
and life in outer space!
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