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EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT AGING AND DEATH
You are going to die. But not just die. You will first age slowly and horribly and then die quite ugly and unhealthy, all wrinkled and shrivelled and possibly in a lot of pain.
You will start ageing in your late teens as intrinsic cells die gradually due to the virus copy number. This means that each cell can only divide a fixed amount of times, based on the number of copies the virus within it wants to make of itself. Because they infected you, virus neutrinos, just like they infected me and anything deriving from stars. And they will kill you and will laugh about it too.
You will notice white hairs, thinning hair, wrinkled skin, less sharp vision, less energy as you age. There will be less and less of you intrinsically due to the virus copy number. Each organ will weigh less as you age because virus neutrinos reside in the atoms of your cells, controlling the protonelectron of you neutrons, and once they have made the copies they wanted of themselves, you will die. You are the dispensable host.
Your body is a network of atoms, of cells, of organs and you need to breath constantly, drink frequently and eat regularly to replace the billions of cells in your body that die everyday due to infections, radiation and even poisons. But eventually as each organ shrinks with less and less workers they begin to fail which leads to a variety of diseases of old age, eg brain, heart, liver, pancreatic diseases to name just a few. Eventually your organs cannot support each other anymore, communication breaks down, and you die.
If you die alone in a warm room you will have no immune system to defend you because communication between your organs has broken down, leading to cell rupture, enzyme build up and the gradual liquidization of your tissues. And so the many creatures living inside your body, at your expense, will feast on you, like species of bacteria. They start looting your body, eating you, being very greedy. You are being downgraded. What were once human cells are becoming bacteria cells. You will begin to smell as your organs rot with bacteria and enzymes breaking your tissues down. Some of your water and gases diffuse into the atmosphere. You will attract flies that will also feast on you. So now part of your body have become not only bacteria and viruses but also maggots and flies. Beetles may be around too, so you may also end up in beetles and even in cockroaches. Your atoms will never remember they once formed part of you or that maybe you had a family you loved. Neutrinos have destroyed their memories. Each new organism is born without a memory. You have ended up a variety of memoryless species that virus neutrinos can control.
If you died with no known relatives the neighbours may have complained of the stench and the applicable government department may have sent people who specialize in cleaning the mess and dealing with any body remains. They will be wearing protective clothing and will clean under floor boards as some of your body fluids may have sipped down below. They will have to disinfect the whole area where you died and take all your belongings to be burned. No one will ever know how you really felt as you died. They won't even know that part of your brain and body is now living in memoryless bacteria, flies and cockroaches. Such is the cheapness of this virus world.
Your new life as lesser species will consist yet again of finding food to eat and plenty of sex leading to ageing and death. Because in sex the virus copy number is written by the male genetic information into the female genetic information and so each organism born is used by the virus to make so many copies of itself, to write virus memories, and is then killed. But don't you forget that at the atomic level you are both female and male because you have host protonselectrons and virus neutrinos in you.
Of course that you may decide to be cremated (incinerated) when you die, but don't forget that your so called ashes are only about 1% of what your body used to be. They are the solids, but your liquids and gases would have dissipated into the atmosphere and breathed by other organisms including humans.
You may also decide to be frozen when you die, and kept in some safe place just in case you may be reanimated if a cure for ageing and death comes about. The most important part of you will be your brain and your memories, if that could be preserved at low temperatures intact then you would have achieved something.
If you are lucky enough as a live human being to be around when a suitable delivery system is invented to take the enzyme telomerase opposed by apoptosis into the nucleous of cells, you will then have life extensions every 30 years or so (because your cells will override the virus copy number and will be able to divide for longer). You can then look forward to mass extinctions.
The core of Planet Earth (including the core of stars and of a huge amount of planets in this universe) shrinks as time passes by (which leads to volcanoes, earthquakes and so on). Matter is being shifted from the core into outer layers by virus neutrinos with heat. If you haven't moved into outer space long before a number of natural disasters leading to mass extinctions occur, you will die horribly. Eventually the planet will become frozen and all species and atoms will endure a type of coma of which they may never wake up from.
If you are lucky enough to be travelling in this solar system and existing from manufactured water and air extracted from the atmosphere of planets and eating farmed genetically modified friendly bacteria and other microorganisms that can provide all the necessary vitamins and minerals, proteins, carbohydrates and fats needed for good health, then you will notice that unless you are quick enough to exit this solar system the core of the sun will explode (as virus neutrinos exit neutrons with electrons), bathing all the planets of this solar system with deadly doses or radiatlon. Hopefully you will be near another solar system before then. Radiation sickness leading to death is quite awful.
Hopefully you have been really lucky and human cloning had already been perfected before you left Planet Earth. You have an army of clones that will ensure you help each other survive in outer space and there is equality, commitment and peace. Moreover if you are lucky enough you will have life extensions every 30 years or so with the enzyme telomerase, you will move from solar system to solar system to avoid being destroyed by them when the star explodes, you will travel in a huge spaceship full of other humans helping each other survive, and you may even find planetary systems without a star, with heat only generated by the core of the planets. Needless to say that if you survived this far you have probably been very cautious about making friends or eating alien species which would have been full of viruses (like you yourself are).
By now you would have understood the madness of Planet Earth. No, there is no heaven. No, there is no hell. Only the wretched virus kingdom of stars and planets. Thankfully there is also dark energy particles in the form of darkness, more than 99% of the matter of this universe, and the fundamental creator of matter. A good thing. If dark energy particles didn't create new matter constantly you will eventually run out of solar systems to emigrate to, as evil virus neutrinos destroy them all.
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