Do you have a great tax man? No bank accounts? No Job? Couldn't prove the ability to buy a hamburger? But REALLY GOOD credit? If so, you just have to prove that you are still breathing :-) It can be reasonably assumed that you have an income from some source to pay your existing obligations so... Even though we can't verify anything-- as with the stated income loan, we can use your statement of income and past proven ability to pay to get you approved. How to Buy!