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The Weight Loss Oracle Software
Attention: Do you
have an important occasion quickly approaching? Do you need
to lose weight fast so you'll look
great? Weight Loss Oracle will help you hit your target weight right on
If you absolutely,
positively have to lose weight before an important event, I'm
sure you'll be asking yourself these questions:
“How long will it
take me to get to my ideal weight?”
food can I eat and still reach my goal?”
help and how much?”
“Do I have enough
time and if not, how much CAN I lose?”
This amazing new
easy-to-use software reveals these answers and more in an
Location: Marina del REY
To Every Woman
That's Been Here,
I know the feeling.
One day, you're happy. Your mind is free and clear. Your day couldn't
be better as you reach into the mail box.
But then as you're walking back inside casually sorting the
mail, you see it.
There's no mistaking the envelope. Before you even open it, you know
it's an invitation to a wedding, party or other big event.
And in an instant, 1,000 thoughts flood your previously
relaxed, clear mind…
will I wear?
can I still fit into?
will I look in it now?
will be there?
And it hits you. “Oh my gosh, there will be people who haven't seen me
in years… 25 or 30lbs ago!”
The next thing you do is rip it open and look at the date. You
are thinking, “Do I have time to lose weight?
Now, it might not be a wedding. Your husband could come home one day
and say, “Honey, the company picnic is next month. It's at the country
club so bring your swim suit.”
Or the invitation may be to your high school reunion. It doesn't really
matter because the key question is always the same…
Lose The Weight In Time?”
Finally, you'll know the answer in minutes. And you'll know exactly
what you have to do to get skinny just in time for the big event.
Imagine how you'll feel strutting in at your ideal weight.
Every head will turn and they'll all be whispering how good you still
look. They'll wonder how you keep it off when they can't. The women
will be envious and the men, well you know what they'll be thinking.
So how do I know if I can lose the weight?
Well, weight loss is both simple and complicated.
On the one hand, it's as simple as calories in and energy out. But,
like most things, the devil is in the details. What about my evening
walks or the aerobics? How does my age affect weight loss? Does it
matter if I have a lot or a little to lose?
The math gets worse as you go.
First, you have to find your BMR which is your Basal Metabolic Rate.
This is how many calories you burn every day. It varies depending on a
lot of things: age, height, weight and gender.
Here's what the formula actually
BMR = Basal Metabolic Rate
= Constant based on gender (655 for
Correction for Height
= Correction for Age
= Correction for Weight
BMR = k
+ ( cW x weight ) + ( cH x height ) - ( cA x Age )
Next, you take your BMR and adjust it based on what you eat, how active
you are and what exercise you do. Here's the formula for that:
= Exercise calories burned
= Pounds gained or lost per day
= C - ( BMR + Ex)
Do you feel like you're back in 9th grade algebra? I know I do.
“That's Why I Had a Software
Engineer Create Weight Loss Oracle”
Because, I know I'm not the only one whose head hurts at the thought of
doing that math.
had a software engineer create Weight Loss Oracle for me. I
told him, “All I
want to do is click a few buttons and enter simple things like
my age and weight. I don't want to do any MATH!”
software exceeded all my expectations!
This program does all those complicated formulas for you. They
are programmed in and the answers are always correct! That's
why we have computers after all, right? So we
don't have to wrack our brains.
Now I know the answer to the eternal question, "Can I Lose the weight
in time?" And guess
what? I don't even need a calendar!
“Introducing… Weight Loss Oracle”
The simplest and only weight
loss prediction software available. With Weight Loss Oracle, you will
be able to:
exactly how many days it will take you to reach your target weight.
(And you choose the starting date)
how many calories you can eat to arrive at the big event at
the perfect weight.
out exactly what day to start your diet on to lose your weight on
exactly how many calories YOU personally burn each day
how your exercise routine helps your weight loss goal (and figure out
the best exercise for you)
We didn't forget your husband!
We know guys could stand to lose a few pounds too. It will give all the
same results for men also.
And Weight Loss Oracle protects your health
and your sanity by letting you know if your goal is simply unachievable
in the time you choose. You can then adjust your expectations and not
starve yourself chasing an impossible goal.
you can see, Weight Loss Oracle is theperfect companion to any diet
It doesn't matter if you're on the
Atkins Diet, the South Beach Diet, Weight Watchers or you're just
watching your calories. Weight Loss Oracle will work with all of them
and give you realistic expectations about your own personal weight loss.
“Would You Like To See It?”
can talk all day about it or I can show you. Since a picture's worth
1,000 words so let's take a look…
Weight Loss Oracle's Main Screen
You'll immediately notice how easy Weight Loss Oracle is to
only 6 steps and they are numbered for you.
Enter the day to start
Enter your current weight
Enter the weight you'd like to be
Find your BMR by clicking on the "Find My BMR" button
Enter your exercise calories using the "Typical Exercises" button
Enter the date you wish to reach your desired weight
The results box will tell you if your goal is possible, how many
calories you can eat each day and the number of days it will take to
reach your goal. If you don't like the results, you can add
more exercise, more time or start your diet earlier.
It's that easy.
Let's see how we calculate our BMR
(Basal Metabolic Rate)…
Weight Loss Oracle's
See how easy it is to calculate your BMR and find how many calories you
burn each day?
Forget all those messy formulas, you don't need them. Click on your
gender, type in your weight, height and age and press 'OK'. No math,
And here's the exercise screen.
Weight Loss Oracle's Exercise
It's just as easy to adjust for your exercise, isn't
Just choose your exercise and how many minutes a day you do it. Weight
Loss Oracle does the rest. When you click 'OK', it goes back to the
main screen and adjusts your weight loss schedule accordingly.
And if you aren't happy with your goal
prediction, you can change exercises or add more exercise time and see
how it shortens your goal date.
“If It Still Seems Hard, I've Made
a Demonstration Video Too…”
When you receive your software, you'll get a link to see the software
in action. It shows all the features and is professionally narrated.
I'll walk you step by step through the entire process.
After watching the video I'm sure you'll agree that it is extremely
easy to use. But what about installing the software?
After watching that, I'm sure you'll agree that it is
extremely easy to use. But what about installing the software?
“I'm Not Good With
How Hard Is It To Install?”
Don't worry. You don't have to be good with computers. Weight Loss Oracle couldn't be
any easier to install unless you had someone else do it for
It comes as a standard installation program. All you have to do is double
click your mouse and it will do all the rest. It even
places an icon right on the desktop so it's easy to find and start
Weight Loss Oracle will run on any Windows-based computer from Windows
2000 to Windows XP and even Windows Vista. It doesn't require any
special hardware or video cards.
If you have a Windows computer, it will work.
And if it doesn't, or if you're not satisfied for any other reason, I
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“I Suppose This Software Is
No, it's not even close
I understand the frustration of losing weight with a deadline. I want
this software to be something any woman (or man) who needs it, can
And when you stroll into the
party in your perfectly fitting gown, or you walk out to the pool in
your new 2-piece, you're going to feel amazing. You'll
think it would have been worth it at almost any price.
I want you to have that feeling. And I want you to reach your weight
goals without breaking the bank.
And it is true that I paid a good deal of money to have this software
custom developed for myself. But I don't care because I want you to
have it an use it for years to come. That's
why I'm offering it to you for the tiny investment of only $69.89 $5.80.
That's not a typo. You get all the power of Weight Loss Oracle forever,
for less than the cost of the gas and parking you'll spend going to the
You get everything I've shown you for that tiny price. Think about that
the next time you go check your mail or your husband's Christmas party
is coming. Then ask yourself…
“Will You Lose The Weight For
YOUR Big Event?”
That's really the decision your making because I've made this so
affordable. It's not a difficult decision for any woman that has ever
felt like she had to lose 15 pounds by next month.
All you have to do is click the order button below. It doesn't matter
what time of day or day of the week it is. As soon as your return from
Paypal, you will be emailed a link to download your software.
5 minutes later, you will have it installed and planning for your next
big event. Click the link below to get started losing weight with the
confidence in knowing you will succeed, on time!
I can't wait to get Weight Loss Oracle and get started losing weight on
my schedule! I'm excited to use it for the next big event I have to
I understand that immediately after clicking the
order button, I will be taken to a payment processor. My investment in
my health and well-being will only be $69.89 $5.80.
After payment is made, I will get instant access
toWeight Loss Oracle.
means I will:
Get the Weight
Loss Oracle software which runs on any Windows computer
exactly when and how much weight I can lose
Adjust my weight
loss speed by adjusting my exercise schedule
Safely lose weight
because Weight Loss Oracle will tell me if what I want to do is safe
and warn me if it's not.
PLUS the bonuses
Be protected by a
90 day "No Hassle" guarantee so I can request my money back if I'm not
With all that going for me, and nothing but my weight to
lose, I have no choice but to click the order button now and get my
software in minutes…
secure transaction so your credit information is totally safe.We Do NOT Collect or Store Your Information.
Achieving Your Goal Weight,
a significant amount of weight may take a while to do safely. In order
to make sure you lose it in time, order Weight Loss Oracle today.
You have absolutely zero risk because I am giving you a full 90 days to
try the software and be sure you are completely happy with it and your