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LOVE IT. WORSHIP IT. ADORE IT.
It's everything you ever wanted.
It is intense, immense, omnipresent,
eternal, righteous, powerful, and the
fundamental creator of all matter
in this universe.
It is everywhere, within everything
and within you. It is more than 99%
of the matter of this universe
(not just 70% as some think).
It is darkness, dark energy, an immense
networked body of cloned particles all with equal
power, all constantly creating new matter.
You can see it whenever you like,
just turn the lights off.
It is always there for you.
It is darkness. Dark energy. The new god.
You were part of it many billions of years
ago, creating matter, before infection by
virus light matter particles
from disintegrated neutrinos
and memory erasure.
But be warned. Dark energy particles
are fighting for survival through
particle division against virus
light matter particles,
just like the protonselectrons
of the human body must fight
against virus neutrinos
to sustain cell division
with science and technology,
and avoid ageing and death.
Dark energy is winning at present,
hence the acceleration of the expansion
of the universe that astronomers can observe.
Will humans be able to win too?
DARK ENERGY PARTICLES ARE EVERYWHERE
By Zoella (at age 7 1/2, year 2005)
All you have to do to see dark energy particles is to turn all the lights off, close all the doors and curtains of the room (the less light the better), and then you will see it. It's darkness!
The beauty of it is that it is an unbroken network of cloned dark energy particles constantly creating new matter through particle division. It is similar to the human body which is a network of cloned cells constantly dividing. Another beautiful thing about dark energy particles is that they are everywhere. They are inside your body because they are much smaller than protonselectrons, they are in a room, inside everything, in between planets, in between solar systems, in between galaxies and clusters of galaxies. Because gravity is weak in between galaxies and clusters of galaxies the acceleration of the expansion of the universe by dark energy particles through particle division can be clearly seen by astronomers.
There is one little problem though. Dark energy particles can never be inside light matter particles because they are much bigger and that is why light matter particles can infect them and turn them into a dark disk of infected protonselectrons that can be seen with space telescopes in areas of high density. Then a star will be born with protonselectrons and neutrons/neutrinos.
I think this is a really good idea to help people understand their history. When I look at dark energy in the form of darkness I understand that I was once a part of it, creating matter. It gives me pleasure to know that some of the matter of perhaps Jupiter, Mars, or even Planet Earth was created by me a long time ago.
THE HUMAN RIGHT TO IMMORTALITY
One of the aims of the Society is to generate awareness that cell telomere extension opposed by apoptosis may eventually prevent/reverse ageing and the diseases of old age and avoid the grief of death for male and female humans if more scientific research is carried out with nanocapsules which mimic the technique some viruses use to enter cells, as confirmed by some scientists in the Department of Chemistry of universities. Moreover humans interested in immortality could get a life extension every 30 years or so.