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I am the
Use Me With Caution.
I am so powerful and expert that I
will send your BULK EMAILS into the RECIPIENT'S INBOX.
PROVIDER GMAIL, YAHOO, AOL, HOTMAIL,
YOU NAME IT, GIVES ME
PRESIDENTIAL VIP TREATMENT
ON THEIR SERVERS.
Aweber, Getresponse, Mailchimp,
this, that, and all of those that's, I have killed them all - 20 of them.
People are leaving them. Thousands are
lining up and buying me. I am feeling very proud.
I am very busy sending BULK EMAILS worldwide
for my customers because of which I have no time to waste my time nor your time.
So please listen carefully. You don't have a second to breathe here.
You have to buy me within 30 minutes or never. This is how my father has
programmed me. You can see the TIMER following you on left side. If you do not
click the buy now button till the timer runs out, then good bye forever. I will
feel that I am no good and will not bother you again. I will spit on myself
thinking that I am of no use for my beloved friend.
I am The All New DANGEROUS MAILER.
Within seconds I fly from Japan to
America, China to Brazil, this country to that country with just one work and
that's the delivery of emails of my customers.
I have no time to sleep, if my FATHER configures
me and THROTTLES me to send 1 email per 1 second. At one moment I am in an
American server and the next moment I am in an European server, sweeping/flying
all the day country to country via the INTERNET CABLES spread across the world
and under the sea.
You cannot see me. But I can see all servers.
You click SUBMIT and within a millisecond, I reach the destination and come back
to you. I am your servant. You can order me to send an email to a HOTMAIL user,
or to a YAHOO user or any email address.
I am super fast. You can keep 20,000 - 100,000
leads on my head and can click SEND. No problem sir, I will take your message, I
will search the server of first email address in the list and once found I will
lock the target, I will sweep the wires from city to state to country and will
reach the destination server, will deliver the email in INBOX and will come back
to you within a second and will then take the 2nd email address in the list,
will search it in my radar and deliver the message and come back to you and so
on and so on.
You can see me LIVE ON YOUR PC while I do the
work, while I fly country to country. I will report you once I reach back
to you and will tell you if I was successful in delivering the email or not. I
will keep reporting you one after another until I send all your bulk emails.
Its fun to fly from country to country, sweeping
across wires with no one to block me, no one to abuse me but instead everyone
present to welcome me.
Yes - I am The Most Dangerous,
The Most Explosive And The Most Astonishing BULK MAILER To Set You Free From
Your Hopeless Monthly $19.95 Subscriptions And Rocket Your Income To Record
Levels All Immediately Starting
At one moment I enter into Google's server
at The Dallas, Oregon; the other moment
at Atlanta, Georgia; some times at Reston, Virginia;
and always every 30 minutes to Moncks Corner, South Carolina.
In Europe, the largest known Google's
servers are in Eemshaven/Groningen in the Netherlands, and some are in Belgium and at
all those places I get a VIP welcome.
I am also frequent traveler to Google's
Oceania Data Centre located in Sydney, Australia.
No choice, gmail.com users are hosted at various
separate servers and not in just one location.
I can deliver both
PLAIN TEXT and HTML
emails. Select PLAIN, and write your message if you wish to send in
plain text else select HTML and then paste the html code. However, I
recommend that you always use PLAIN TEXT format whilst sending
I can send attachments. Just browse the file you wish to attach and
put it on my head. No matter what's the weight, I will carry it
along with me while delivering. However, do not email letters that
contain large files, video files or any extraneous data. The ideal
size for an email message should be under 10k in size. This is a
basic courtesy only.
I can PERSONALIZE the emails with
recipient's name, email etc if you upload a CSV list having those
details. If you type %Name% or %Email% in your message, then while
sending emails, I will replace those placeholders with recipient's
exact name and email. I can send PERSONALIZED EMAILS to
your contacts without making any mistake.
I can send an unique UNSUBSCRIPTION link in each of the email
messages you send. Recipients can click the same and will get
unsubscribed from your future emails. You will see a real time count
of all unsubscribed recipients, with date and time of
unsubscription. You can optionally download the list of
unsubscribers. Whenever you send any future emails, no emails will
be sent to these unsubscribers.
However, this is optional. I will
include the UNSUBSCRIPTION link in outgoing emails only if you have
checked the option "Do you want to include the UNSUBSCRIBE LINK ?".
If you do not check that option while sending, then I wont include
an unsubscription link. My father programmed me like this, because
if you are sending emails to your favorite customers list, then not
including an unsubscription link is better.
I am available in 3 forms. CLONED VERSION (PERSONAL SINGLE USER) ,
HOSTED VERSION (CREDITS BASED), MULTI-USERS CLONED VERSION.
If you want to send to 5000
recipients, then simply purchase 5000 CREDITS. If you want to send
to 100,000 recipients, simply purchase 100,000 credits. The CREDITS
will never expire if not used. So after buying credits, you have
nothing to hurry up.
For each single successful INBOX delivery, one credit will be
No credits will be reduced if the recipient appears to be Invalid,
Non-deliverable, when I ask the security guards of recipient
You will see a clear cut report of number of credits used, credits
left, live on your screen, in real time, as and when I am sending
emails in front of you. You will also be able to see the number of
credits you used up in any particular month.
You can come and send emails as and when required. The CREDITS will
never expire if not used. You can even come in your next life
hundreds of years later. I will still recognize and remember you and
the credits left by you. I will never die :)
There will be No Monthly/Yearly
Payments. No set up charges, No hidden charges of any kind.
1: Cloned Version
($25 One Time
2 Hosted Version
If you want to get started immediately and need not to worry about
setting up or having your own web server or domain, this option is
right for you! All you have to do is purchase the credits as much as
you want, and my father will take care of the rest for
you to keep on using my Mailing powers 24 hours a day, 7
days a week, 365 days a year!"
Basic Plan $25.00 USD
Standard Plan $100.00 USD
Advanced Plan $200.00 USD
Distraction Plan $300.00 USD
Diversion Plan $400.00 USD
Division Plan $500.00 USD
Remember and Bookmark Me Forever.
I am The All New DANGEROUS MAILER.