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Are You Ready to Become the Next $100,000 Joke?
Film School Secrets begs the question of film schools: how
stupid do you have to be to pay $30,000 a year to use equipment you
could buy for $3,000 or rent for $100 a day? How deluded do you have to
be to imagine that a certificate of completion or degree from one of
these film schools makes a lick of difference in the film world?
Imagine Ari Gold bowing down and listening to a grad from one of these film schools. Ain’t happening, baby.
Now before you accuse us of naysaying and being negative, hear this:
we know, because we were dumb enough to do this ourselves. We are film
school alumni. We loved our film schools in the same way you love that
guy that mugged you for teaching you a valuable lesson about self
defense. We walked the walk so we talk the talk, to anyone who will
listen. Which is sadly not too many people.
We hate to say this, but it’s true: most aspiring filmmakers are too
pretentious to listen to our logical advice. Which is this: to get ahead
in the film business, you need to understand how it works as a
business. In 2012 it’s never been easier or more possible to have a
career making movies. And never in history have so many people been
spending a small fortune to learn the same stuff you could learn
yourself in a couple of days.
Film Schools: The Nasty Truth Revealed
we went to film school in the 1990s, there was still an excuse; it was
hard to crack the film business and even get your hands on film
equipment. Nowadays, it’s ridiculous. HD cameras and the internet have
launched more careers than any film school in existence.
Check out film school alumni success stories: pretty slim
pickins. All of NYU and USC’s big names are from back in the 60s, 70s,
and 80s. You haven’t heard of anyone who went to the Art Institutes,
Full Sail, or NYFA making it big. Even so, for every one student who
gets a good job or makes a headline, there are thousands more who
are saddled with debt, drop out of the industry, or have no clue how to
get started on their career. We double dog dare you to show us any film
school grad that warrants the insane cost of these schools.
But unfortunately, even though all the evidence is pointed against
it, film schools have become a thriving money making machine. Many film
schools bank over $50 million last year. It’s a gold mine. Sadly, most
aspiring filmmakers would rather spend $100K to sit in a classroom and
play with a Macbook than hear the truth. And they usually end up using
that $100K degree to get a job picking up coffee or dry cleaning for
That’s the Bad News. The Good News Is That You Can Work on Film Sets
& Make Movies Much Smarter, Faster, & Easier Than Going to Film
If you have an inkling of ambition to really work in the film
business and are not completely brain dead, then go ahead and check out
Film School Secrets. We will show you stuff that is smarter, stealthier,
and just plain better than going to school. Many people may laugh at
what we say is possible, but those same tools haven’t actually been to
film school or spent a day on a film set, had a pitch meeting, gaffed,
gripped, directed, or produced a thing in the biz.
We’ll show you how to get on student film sets for free, and have USC and NYU and Full Sail film grads working for you for free,
as well as how to start getting on pro film sets while your film school
buddies are sitting in a lecture hall listening to guys who haven’t
made a movie in 20 years. CLICK HERE TO and get the real deal about film school….