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The ten most important questions.
1. Why are we here, in this planet, in this universe?
Our atoms tell us that we are made of Host protonselectrons and Virus neutrinos (who have infected and taken control of our neutrons). Protonselectrons are good, neutrons/neutrinos are evil, so we are here for a war between Host versus Viruses.
2. What does the Host and the Virus stand for so I can decide who to follow?
The virus stands for sexual reproduction (pregnancies based on host versus virus interactions, eg egg versus sperm). It also stands for inequality, isolation, pedophilia, substance abuse, sexual organs and lust, all types of abuse, all types of diseases, ignorance at birth, aging and death (which is a viral replication cycle), the sex trade, etc. The host stands for asexual reproduction (cloning), eg all the cells of your body are clones of each other and identical twins are also clones of each other. It also stands for health, education, love, equality, networks, communication, cooperation, war, etc.
3. But what if I cannot make a decision since I like both of them in different ways. Nobody can deny that lust is fun.
The virus may offer you lust and sex, the riches of the fashion trade, the sex trade, the drugs trade or the junk food trade, but this is short term since they will always age and kill you once you have served their purpose and they have used you as a slave. Although it may not be possible to escape all virus offerings because host alternatives like human cloning and immortality may not have been perfected by science, bear in mind that the virus can easily make you a slave and control you completely if you are not careful, eg you can become a sex addict, a drug addict, a fashion addict, and so on. So the key is to outsmart the virus and make sure you control the situation, eg use condoms, feed babies with a bottle rather than the breast, and so on.
4. I find it difficult to believe that everything in this universe is made of hosts versus viruses.
It is due to religion which humanises everything. You have to get it into your head that the masters of this universe are extremely small organisms and we too are made of them, eg the human body is a network of host protonselectrons and virus neutrons/neutrinos, which in turn make our cells and our organs.
5. What will happen if the majority follow viruses?
Most of the money will go to give power to neutrinos and we will not be able to conquer human cloning, aging and death and life in outer space through science. If we cannot conquer these virus problems humans will become extinct and no one will ever know we existed. Why do you think there are no aliens? Because they have become extinct! They were not able to resist the virus offerings, gave in to temptation and were destroyed by the viruses they worshipped.
6. But does the Host offers fun?
The virus appears to offer a lot of fun, but is deadly fun that will lead to ignorance at birth, diseases, aging and death, abuse and so on. You have to understand that viruses infect the host to make copies of themselves, control the host and outnumber the host. Their number one virus weapon in this war is to erase the host memories and write virus memories, and that is why we are born ignorant. The host offers a different type of fun, that of exterminating the virus, winning a war, destroying the enemy. I cannot think of more fun than destroying a virus and seeing its head roll off. I cannot see more fun than a virus begging for mercy and getting none, and I cannot think of more fun than having clones to help you win a war. And more even, I cannot think of more fun than saying NO to virus offerings and seeing their laughter turn into disbelief. A host that can overcome temptation and say "No thank you, you can shove your rubbish up your ass," that's quite fun.
7. So how can we avoid human extinction?
Support scientific research to perfect human cloning and to conquer aging and death (with the enzyme telomerase opposed by apoptosis), which will give you life extensions every 30 years or so, and support research for life in outer space.
8. But since all stars eventually explode including our own sun, I will have to keep moving from one solar system to another to avoid being destroyed, is that fun?
Is war, and it can be fun if you have your clones with you and you can control viruses.
9. It seems to me that what you are proposing is very different to what I am used to.
A lot of my proposals are already in your life but you were not aware of them. Your own body is made of cloned cells and as you know identical twins are clones of each other. There is already constant war in your life, eg your immune system is always fighting viruses and diseases. The whole point is to survive and not let viruses exterminate us.
10. What happens if I still cannot make a decision because the virus offerings are too tempting for me and I am too addicted to them?
Well, there is always the possibility of ElectroConvulsive Therapy (ECT), also called ElectroShock Therapy. Certain famous people had such treatment to be able to focus and excel in their careers. Electroshock Therapy can erase virus memories temporarily in the brain so that you can break free from the hold viruses have on you and give you a fresh start. That is what viruses have done to all of us, erase the memories of our atoms so that we are born ignorant and they can easily write virus memories and easily control us. Electroshock Therapy is just one of many ways of outsmarting the virus and have the chance of temporarily getting rid of virus memories and addictions and start afresh. Many doctors recommend it and there are no long term health effects if it is done professionally. Think about it, our atoms are many billions years old and survived the explosion of a star, and yet we cannot remember because virus neutrinos erased our memories to control us and abuse us. It is only fair that we give viruses an eye for an eye by erasing virus memories and be able to write host memories instead. And so with host memories you will be able to value health, human cloning, immortality, life in outer space, and winning the war against viruses. What could be more fun than that?