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Okay, now remember, I said this email is for people
If you're younger than 40, and you get offended by anything Isay, tough tutus, you weren't invited to this party anyway! ;-)
Now then...
I want to tell you what happened to me the other day...
I bought an exercise dvd because I'm tired of being tired. I wantto get into shape, I want to fit into my clothes, and I wantenergy - LOTS of it!
So I put on my old sweats, put on the dvd, and here was thisbarely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinningmenacingly (I swear!) at the camera like she was going to take abite out it. Or me.
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Grin grin grin.
Barely five minutes into her jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine,I collapsed on the couch, completely confused, frustrated andANNOYED.
Maybe, just maybe I could have kept up with her for awhile ifsomething she did made SENSE.
But just when I was able to copy one of her moves, she was on tothe next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit.
"Okay," she grins, "Put your right arm up and step with your leftfoot and put your left arm out and hop with your right leg whilebending at the waist and touch your forehead to the floor andsnap back up and whirl your arms while moving your legs out andin and then turn left and slide down and roll and back up andbend and touch your head to your butt and..."
Holy @#$%&^*!
Who exercises like this???
Not me.
I'm over 40.
I want to get in shape.
I want to feel good, look good, and have lots of energy.
I don't need a barely 20's chicklet telling me, someone twice herage, how to get in shape.
Because frankly, she doesn't have a clue.
What she teaches might be fine for people her age.
But I want to learn from someone MY age or older who is in thebest shape of their lives.
Now THAT'S someone who can teach me how to be fit and feelgreat...
...and I know you probably feel the same way.
So I went online and started searching...
...and I think I've hit the mother lode.
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The headline reads...
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Okay, it sounds a little "sensational," but I think we're on theright track.
Read on...
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Check out the 'before' and 'after' photos on that webpage.
Do you see the guy who lost over 300 pounds??
Thank goodness I don't need to lose anywhere near that much.
What about you? Do you want to lose a little weight?
Because I think THIS is the place to do it.
52 Real-World people who've gone from being...
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These are the people who can teach us.
And you know what?
Looking at their "before" photos, I know one thing...
...if they can do it... and I can do it!
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Roland Hubinette.
P.S. Want an easy shortcut to massive results fast?
Me too.
You've heard of role modeling, right?
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When you copy their methods, you duplicate their results as fastas humanly possible.
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