Are You One of the Losers?
We both know you want to be rich like me, otherwise you wouldn't be here. And since you found my website, I'm sure you already know that there are thousands of "get rich quick" programs out there. You’ve probably even bought some of them yourself. Well, are you impressed with them? I’m not. Not even close. These losers make a few grand a month selling some lame book to a sap like you. Big deal. I make millions. And my income is so automatic, it would make you sick.
These people are not trying to help you. They have no “secrets”. It’s the same information over and over again, repackaged differently by new “authors” every year. These guys send you books and binders with over 1,000 pages. They send you DVD's and audio tapes with another 10 hours of material to review. Screw that.
I don't know about you but I'm lazy.
That's why I give you simple instructions without all of the BS. I tell you "here is EXACTLY how to make money - step 1, step 2, etc.", and that's it.
The mere thought of reading thousands of pages of marketing mumbo jumbo turns my stomach.
- To make money online you need a website. I'll GIVE you a free one. I don't need to give you a 300 page ebook to explain that.
- Next, you need to get people to visit your website. I'll show you exactly how to do this in less than 2 minutes. I don't need to give you a 4 hour DVD to explain this stuff.
- Next you need to get the people who visit your site to do stuff that earns you cash. I'll explain this to you in about 47 seconds.
Are you getting the point? I WILL NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.
I WILL MAKE YOU MONEY.
And unlike these idiots selling their latest money making “programs”, I’m not even going to tell you my name, because I don’t crave attention like they do. Those guys dream of doing seminars, appearances, interviews, etc. I don’t do any of that crap. They want to be famous to make mommy & daddy proud, or so that the people who beat them up in high school will be jealous. Who cares? I don’t want to be famous. I'm a Rich Jerk, making money in my sleep, and I like it that way.
Recent Rich Jerk Comment:
"I was skeptical at first, and then once I put the Rich Jerk techniques to use and actually saw them work, I was able to make some phenomenal money very quickly $5,600.00 in less than 20 hours..."
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Let's Cut to the Chase...
I've come up with a few amazingly braindead easy ways to make MONEY online. And they have worked for me for over 7 years.
You don't need to know anything technical, you don't need to know how to make a website, and you don't need any money to get started. All you need is a 6th grade education and a willingness to follow simple instructions.
I will show you EXACTLY how I make millions. And when I say "exactly", I mean it.
When I show you how easy it is to make money, you're gonna be pissed that you didn't find me earlier. But lucky for you, you found me before it was too late.
If you can type, use your mouse, and follow simple instructions, you can make money.
I’m even going to go one step further, and do the unthinkable. I’m going to show you some of my current & former websites that have made me millions. And no, I'm not talking about the site you're on right now. One of my recent simple websites made over $1 Million Dollars in just a few months, and I didn't even sell anything.
One of my other websites has been ranked # 1 in Google for over 3 years for several of the most competitive keywords and phrases on the planet. # 1 out of over 100 million results. I obviously know what I'm doing.
Many times I make a site hugely profitable, then sell it to the highest bidder so I can cash out and move on to the next project. I recently sold a website that made me $1.4M in one year. Over $900k in profit, and it didn't sell anything. I will show you all of the websites that have made me millions of dollars. And I'll show you the EXACT strategies I used to get them all so profitable. And the best part is that ALL of my websites are 99% automated.
Recent Rich Jerk Comment:
"The Rich Jerk program is very simple; whether you are young or old, or you don't have any education at all. The average person can take it and learn from that one strategy and start making money very quickly. I made over $2,400 in the first 30 days."
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So What am I Offering You?
I’m offering you EXACT instructions on how to become an online multi-millionaire like me. The same strategies I still use to this day. Unlike other so-called gurus, I’m not going to overwhelm you with thousands of pages of BS. If you are looking for an expensive sleep-aid, buy their program. If you want to start making money TODAY, get mine.
In my program, I cut to the chase with my prime online money-making strategies, those that you can begin using immediately. If you can't easily make at least $10,000 per month with my simple instructions, you have a MAJOR mental problem. SERIOUSLY.
And by the way, I’m talking about just 5-10 hours of work per week. And, you'll never have to talk to anyone on the phone or in person either. No dealing with idiots.
What's Included in My Program:
- A FREE money making website.
- Exact instructions on how to make money from the FREE website I'm going to give you.
- How to build your own list of email subscribers - and how to send them other offers that earn you money automatically.
- How I had the # 1 ranking website in Google for 3 years, for terms such as "bad credit", "bad credit loans", and more. Over 100 million competitors couldn't beat me - Even the big lending companies.
- How to sell products for companies that will pay you big commissions.
- How to create your own eBay business.
- EXACT instructions on how to make money from scratch, step by step.
- A complete list of websites that have made me millions.
- Free updates and 24 hour support for life.
- Access to my private members only forum, where over 40,000 other Rich Jerk users will help you out.
Face it....if you want to be rich like me, this is your chance. Think about your current situation. Are you satisfied being a total loser? If so, move on. If not, get my program NOW. It's as simple as that. The fact is, you need me more than I need you. I'm already rich. You're not.
Whatever you decide, I'll be sipping martinis by the pool. And by the way, if you do happen to see me out in the real world, do me a favor and don't talk to me. I'm far too rich and important to be seen with you.
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