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Formula A
Fitness Formula for People Over 40!
Warning: Do Not Read On Unless You're Over 40!Okay, now remember, I said this page is for peopleOver40ONLY.If you're younger than 40, and you get offended by
anything I say, tough tutus, you weren't invited to this party anyway!
;-)Now then...I want to tell you what happened to me the other
day...I bought an exercise dvd because I'm tired of being
tired. I want to get into shape, I want to fit into my clothes, and I
want energy - LOTS of it!So I put on my old sweats, put on the dvd, and here
was this barely 20 something girl in the shape of a toothpick, grinning
menacingly (I swear!) at the camera like she was going to take a bite
out it. Or me."Don't
worry," she says. "We're going to start out sloooow [please contact me for website address] grin grin.Barely five minutes into her
jumping/gyrating/vibrating routine, I collapsed on the couch,
completely confused, frustrated and ANNOYED.Maybe, just maybe I could have kept up with her for
awhile if something she did made SENSE.But just when I was able to copy one of her moves,
she was on to the next one like a frenzied rabid rabbit."Okay,"
she grins, "Put
your right arm up and step with your left foot and put your left arm
out and hop with your right leg while bending at the waist and touch
your forehead to the floor and snap back up and whirl your arms while
moving your legs out and in and then turn left and slide down and roll
and back up and bend and touch your head to your butt and..."Holy @#$%&^*!Who exercises like this???Not me.I'm over 40.I want to get in shape.I want to feel good, look good, and have lots of
energy.I don't need a barely 20's chicklet telling me,
someone twice her age, how to get in shape.Because frankly, she doesn't have a clue.What she teaches might be fine for people her age.But I want to learn from someone MY age or older
who is in the best shape of their lives.Now THAT'S someone who can teach me how to be fit
and feel great......and I know you probably feel the same way.So I went online and started searching......and I think I've hit the mother lode.Check
out the Fitness
Formula of "Fit
Over 40"The headline reads..."43-Year-Old Dallas Man Uncovers A Step By Step
System For Living Fit And Healthy At Any Age That Is Literally
Reshaping Bodies World-wide!"Okay, it sounds a little "sensational," but I think
we're on the right track.Read on..."This
Former Obese 'Old Guy' Ethically Bribed 52 Real-World Ageless Living
Role Models and Talked Them Into Revealing All Their 'Forever Young'
Lifestyle Secrets To Him...And Now He's Sharing These Discoveries With
Us!"Check out the 'before' and 'after' photos on that
webpage.Wow.Do you see the guy who lost over 300 pounds??Yikes!Thank goodness I don't need to lose anywhere near
that much.What about you? Do you want to lose a little weight?Because I think THIS is the place to do it.52 Real-World
people who've gone from being...-out of shape,-pudgy,-fat,-obese and-really hotties who frankly look BETTER than that
barely 20 "stick" on that useless DVD I paid $19.95 for!These are the people who can teach us.And you know what?Looking at their "before" photos, I know one
thing......if they can do and I can do it!


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