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Step Brothers QuotesStep Brothers Quotes - Voicetones FreeRobert: Alright everybody. Sleeping arrangement--Brennan, you're going to be sharing a room with Dale. Just until the two of you get job and you move out.Dale: [whispers] Hey, are you awake?Brennan: [whispers] Yeah.Dale: [whispers] I hate your guts.Brennan: [whispers] As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.Dale: This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT!Brennan: Alright![from trailer][Brennan plays on drumset]Dale: Did you touch my drumset?Brennan: Nope.Dale: Why are you so sweaty?Brennan: I was watching cops.Nancy: I think they are starting to like each other.[Brennan hits Dale on the head, he falls back into a hole. Brennan shovels dirt ontop of him.]Dale: What are you doing?!?Brennan: I'm burying you.Dale: [crying] I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!Dale: OK, name your favorite dinosaur?Brennan and Dale: Philosoraptor.Brennan: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with? Brennan and Dale: John Stamos.Dale: WHAT?!?Brennan: Did we just become best friends?Dale: YEP!Robert: You have one month to find jobs, you're on your asses.Brennan and Dale: WHAT?Robert: I'll arrange interviews and you will go!Interviewer: Whose this gentleman sitting behind you?Dale: [peeks from behind Brennan] Hello Miss Lady!Interviewer: You can't...Brennan: Shu... shut your mouth.Interviewer: You shouldn't tell the person who is interviewing you to shut their mouth.Brennan: You're sounding stupid now.Interviewer: I'm sorry, what did you just say?Brennan: You're just coming off stupid.Interviewer: Please leave this office.Brennan: Do we get any sort of souvenir?Interviewer: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!Dale: [to parents] Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?Brennan: [pleading] It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.Robert: You're adults, you can do what you want.Dale: This is the funnest night ever! step brothers quotes - VoicetonesThis has also been published as: will farrell on Wikispaces, step brothers quotes on Wetpaint, will farrell on Tumblr | | | | | | |  | |  |
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