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Okay, so if you got here, you came in by way of my ezine articles, or you were just browsing around and this topic just happened to catch your eye, and at the same time you really just want me to stop typing useless garbage that really has nothing to do with the matter at hand and you just want me to get to the point. Okay okay, we're getting to that, but first, let me bore the hell out of you as to why I'm here, and what I'm doing.
My name is Austin, and for the past few years I have been struggling with a weight problem that has really gotten me to question my self-confidence and avoid the mirror. As a computer repair and troubleshooting techy, you can imagine that I don't get too much exercise...that is, if you consider picking up the phone, building and rebuilding computers, and sitting behind one all day exercise, then I get ALOT of that. But I am always just so buried in my business, trying to make a living and stay ahead on the bills and payments (some which actually just come out of nowhere and blindside me), that I never really can sacrifice some time anymore for weight-loss products. Although I have before, and all the products I've used, from pills to patches, never did much for me. Although on some products and programs I did see some improvement, but not the kind that the product was promising. Only 15 pounds gone a month? Not out of my pocket, buddy. With my kind of schedule I haven't the commitment for a product that only offers just a few pounds of weight loss a month.
BUT...now for some good news. About a few months ago I rallied a couple friends of mine (who were also a little overweight due to the fact that they each operate a computer business as well, do you see a pattern here? lol) to seek out the best selling weight loss products according to users on numerous weight-loss forums and message boards. And also leaving behind the products and programs we have already tried before, some which only offered temporary relief, very minor results, and some that even failed miserably.
So we found 3 products that we liked the most and had the best ratings, and each of us took 2 months to test our product and share our results by the end of those 2 months. So three, slightly overweight, underpaid, and overworked computer nerds, set out on their perilous voyage to test their given product for 2 excruciating months. And here's what they came to find out...
3rd Place: Okay in last place on our list, tested by a very shallow kind of person, The "Simon Cowell" of product reviews, oh so cynically criticizing to the best of his ability of a product which the seller's like to call, "Warp Speed Fat Loss". Get it? By Pete
"A pretty corny nickname and I think they could have marketed this a little better, but here's the in-depth review anyways:"
"SO let me start off by saying that we didn't even scour the internet to find this one...I actually was flipping through a Muscle & Fitness magazine and came across an advertisement for this very product. I thought the name of this product was kind of funny, so I decided to visit their website anyways and get ready for a few more laughs to pass the time on such a slow sunday. But here's where I get a little more forgiving. I gave a quick skim-through of the website and realized this was actually a well-known and widely used product, created by two very respected fitness and health guru's Alwyn Cosgrove and Mike Roussell, so I knew this would be a product where I can receive some good results, unlike some of those "eat this, jog around, and hope for the best" products out there. And plus the product had a 100% money back guarantee, so really what's the worst that can happen? I received the e-book and browsed around a bit and upon doing so, I came to realize that this was actually a very intense workout program, which includes strength, circuit, interval training and cardio and a VERY detailed eating plan as well. So following this e-book step-by-step for the 2 months I tested it, I was very successful with losing weight, even as much of a procrastinator I am, this is a product that's just right for any type of person looking to lose weight, eat right, and stay healthy all the while without getting those shaved pounds back the next few weeks. Personally this is my favorite product and I now believe it should be taken seriously by all who use it, even with the poorly-planned name. Now if I'm not being too bold, here's the numbers it received...
[Ease Of Use] 7.9
-The product works great? Yes. It almost seems as if a child who one 1st place in a 4th grade spelling bee wrote this e-book? Likely..
[Time It Took To Notice Results] 7.8
-I was only able to feel actual results within 3-and-a-half weeks of using this product. Sure the startup took awhile, but once it started kicking in I lost weight like lightning. I lost about 32 pounds altogether since using this product. And now I've finally made a fair friendship with the once-dreaded enemy, the Mirror..
[Customer Support/Communication] 8.7
-Even though at times the e-book was a bit hard to read, I still had a few problems with specificness of some parts of the e-book and I would make a call to the provided contact number. The staff was friendly and helpful which just made my life easier.
Price: $49.00
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2. In 2nd place on our list, carefully and thoroughly reviewed and tested by a long-time friend of mine, Brian, a product called "Top Secret Fat Loss Secret"
Here's his thoughts after using the product...
"Quite a bad name for the product, as it's not really much of a secret anymore now that it's been purchased by a number of people in the thousands, but in all seriousness, here's what I thought about 'Top Secret Fat Loss Secret'
"So while most of us keep our outside scrupulously clean, we tend to ignore the inside (and I may be a total computer nerd, but yes, I DO take showers, which I am sure personal hygiene is a much debated topic when it comes to geeks like us, mind you!). The whiz-kid that is selling this particular product, which is a notorious doctor who goes by the name of Suzanne Gundakunst, pretty much fires every other weight loss method/program, diet plan, nutrition guide, and actually through her many years of studying 'body plaque' and 'colon parasites,' she claims that this is the REAL cause of body fat and excess weight.
What I read in this detailed 48 page e-book actually shocked me: there's all kinds of creepy crawly tremor-like parasites slithering around in parts of my body where the sun don't shine. Now THAT'S something that will keep me awake at night. So putting the never-ending plethora of dirty jokes aside, which are incredibly funny FYI, (e-mail me for the full list :D )
I began to really get down to business and not only begin this program for my own good, but to save the time and money of the rest of you out there.
After the first month of reading this e-book from front to back, I discovered many things. Firstly, to really sum things up, "the health of your 'arse' determines the health of the rest of your body. To break it down a bit, many foods that you eat contain preservatives, various chemicals, and all kinds of stuff you didn't even know were in many foods, like those dorito's you're wolfing down while you read this. I'm sure that will definitely make you give a double take to any kind of food that presents itself as 'all natural'.
But yes, The chemicals contained in foods eventually build up in your colon which in turn causes you to have excessive weight you can't seem to burn off no matter what you do, and eventually all that plaque built up will be the perfect home to many kinds of parasites that are more than eager to move in, which in turn causes even more weight to be gained. Great. So you could be sitting down at the mall, chatting away on the celly, while billions of itty-bitty animals are constantly renting out these plaque condo's in your rectum and abdominal regions, and plus they're the culprit as to why mommy keeps wondering why that little cold of yours hasn't gone away. For example, you know that mouthful of Vitamin C tablets you should swallowed, well those little parasites and bacteriums are calling that dinner and robbing your body of it's needed nutrients! Now there's no way they want to leave!
So, with these nice little fun facts permanently embedded in the back of my head, I followed the nutrition guide and exercises and within a couple of weeks I started noticing a difference. With the provided plaque killing, weight losing, feeling-better methods, I lost 11 pounds within those two weeks and started to feel a little more energetic and awake, and not just the semi-coordinated ditz I used to be, I'm now more alert and have more energy to get on through my day. But that's just the tip of the iceberg, ladies and gentleman, after my 2 months was up I lost in total 39 pounds, and am lookin' damn sexy! Chippendales, here I come! Not really, but now I'm closer to that chick-magnet sex appeal than I have ever been before, I just gotta lose that pocket protector and get rid of my hybrid car sometime soon LOL. So below I have provided some reasons why this got 2nd place in our three-person, three-product contest.
Bottom Line:
[Ease Of Use] 8.0
-Although the dieting and nutrition guide proved to be successful, at times I felt it was a little hard to follow and more than once I had to re-read a step.
[Time It Took To Notice Results] 8.4
-I didn't think it could ever be, but I soon saw results and felt the effects within 8 days of following this e-book. Still, it could have came a bit sooner.
[Customer Support/Communication] 8.7
-When I ever ran into a bit of trouble, I would contact customer support via their website and ramble away about how I was stuck on something. Even with the attitude I gave them, they still treated me like Mr. Important himself and gave me very helpful tips that even a lab rat can understand. Not bad.
Price: $33.00
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Alright, drum roll please, and now the moment you've all been waiting for, a review which will put all other weight-loss products out of business and probably put a hit on my head, written personally by Yours Truly, presenting our grand prize winner...
Fat Loss 4 Idiots!
Yes, this truly is the product for the rest of us who only use a quarter of our brain, an e-book that is dumb-ed down to such a language that even a baby can pick it up and read it. Fat Loss 4 Idiots is definitely the product that has changed lives and lifestyles. Let me explain...
It took me about a day to read this e-book from beginning to end, but alas, compulsive-eaters/ overweightees of all types, I get easily distracted and have the attention span of a goldfish, so stay focused and it won't take that long to read, I promise.
If it wasn't surprising enough, this e-book tells you how weight-loss companies and "so-called" dieticians can trick you into buying their useless products, and the very gullible types end up doing so, and when they ask for their refund after finding out they just blew a hole in their wallet, these scam artists have already fled, laughing at you all the way to the bank. Yes, for those of you that have been living under a rock all their lives, they're are countless numbers of people out there that just want your money. I, on the other hand, just want a weight-loss product that works, world peace, and a girlfriend that doesn't complain so much...at least I can have one of them with this great product :) .
Anyone and everyone from all walks of life can pick up this e-book and end up losing weight in no time, and I and many others are living, breathing proof. What I love most about this e-book is it can tell you how to stop retaining water that won't leave you feeling like you live in a desert, which has proven to be a very successful way of keeping weight lost if I may add, and also this e-book tells you how you can still drink alcohol while burning fat at the same time (Yes! There is hope!), how to shop at the grocery store to buy foods that will help boost fat burning for you and your whole family, and also it tells you the many kinds of foods you can order at restaurants while still keeping the weight down, and so many more things but I can't put them down here because you guys have probably aged by 10 years if you've read this far! In conclusion, after using this product for the 2 months I was given... are you ready? I lost a grand total of 48 POUNDS! I kid you not! You can order any one of three of the top selling weight-loss products listed here, but from our opinion and thousands of others, this is the best product you can get for your money. So do yourself and your body a huge favor by ordering this product, you'll be amazed by the results!
[Ease Of Use] 9.3
-The product was very easy to read an dfollow along with and I never even came across a typo within the e-book. What a rarity.
[Time It Took To Notice Results] 9.5
-I started feeling and noticing the effects within the next day of using this product. Was a bit sore, but no pain no gain as the saying goes!
[Customer Support/Communication] ?
-In all honesty, it's hard to grade a product on their customer service if it's not even needed. I never got once got stuck or confused while reading this e-book, and if I can't get stuck, then you won't either!
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I hope these reviews saved you guys a load of time and money and also, being the generous and thoughtful person I am, below I have included the URL that was given to me upon purchasing each of these products, and with it you can get the extra bonuses for each product that you would otherwise have to pay extra for. All you need to do is copy and paste it into your address bar and away you go! (And for those not-so-computer-savvy users out there, highlight the funny looking link under the product that interests you by clicking and holding the left mouse button then scrolling across it. Once it is highlighted, hit CTRL and the C-key...or just click the right mousebutton and click "Copy". Got it? Then all you have to do is click in your address bar, that's the thin rectangle at the top of the page that has the website name, for example, [please contact me for website address] hit the backspace button to delete what's in there, and then hit CTRL and the V-key to "paste" the link you just copied. I only write this mini-tutorial due to popular demand of my beloved "illiterate web users". Feel free to pass this lesson on or save it for future use =D )
3. Warp Speed Fat Loss - $49.00
[please contact me for website address]
2. Top Secret Fat Loss Secret - $33.00
[please contact me for website address]
1. Fat Loss 4 Idiots - $31.00
[please contact me for website address]
I hope you guys find help with any one of these products, I know we did! Have a great day guys and have fun keeping the weight down and looking good all the while! :)
-The Three Stooges, Austin, Brian, & Pete
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